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super straight 

gay closeted guys with piss kinks and small dicks
guy 1:dude I'm super straight!
guy 2:i support you bro!!!!
super straight by fucknaz1s March 11, 2021

Super straight 

someone who is fatherless, motherless, parent figureless, with no bitches, no friends, and transphobic piece of shit
Maria: Hey, what’s your sexuality?
πŸ€“: i’m super straight
Maria: Your parents had you for tax benefits
Super straight by Foot.Recruit July 11, 2022

swimmin' straight

1. staying in your own lane in the pool
2. telling the truth
3. not trying to hide anything
4. trying to appear straight
I'm swimmin' straight with you, I was in the pool trying to do some swimmin' straight, and this guy's looking at me and I'm like "hey, I'm swimming straight here," but I think he could tell that I just was swimmin' straight with him.

royal straight 

A royal straight is the HIGHEST hand in poker... Well, at it is according to Element on LS2.com

A K Q J 10 suited... But we're still uncertain if this Royal Straight has to be in a certain order or if you're allowed to rearrange your cards. Ask Element.
"You could play the chips scientifically all night, and still get your ass handed to you on what you assumed was a "safe" hand, and the other guy winds up with a royal straight or something."
royal straight by mahhdd___ February 22, 2008

dangerously straight 

super straight, ultimatly no homo, only for the definatly non gay, totally straight no gay man apply , j is straight enough dino and feece are dangerously straight no homo ultimate friends that are not gay;shampoo made by herbal essences.
no homo
im straighter then a straight line im so stright im dangerously straight definetly.

Super straight 

Person A: "I'm super straight."

Anyone with a brain: "You're just transphobic"
Super straight by gaffer2602 April 9, 2021