my moms salad

Your moms salad DUH!

Eat my moms salad!

by OofB0iNumba1 June 8, 2019

crank salad

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)

Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad

by Ritz Scythe March 19, 2021

Tuna tossed salad

When a man ejaculates semen on a woman's anus and then proceed's to eat it out.

After Steve finished on Marry's anus he proceeded to give her a tuna tossed salad.

by Maptain_R July 21, 2016

Hotdog Salad

Some nasty shit that’s made with all the remenants of a terrible hot dog meal. All the fixings including the cheapest links possible are placed in a blender with water until a thick paste is formed. Someone may choose to eat the paste in exchange for immunity from ridicule for the rest of the calendar year.

Man, they really are giving Patrick shit. He should have eaten the Hotdog Salad.

by Hotdog Salad November 28, 2017

tossed feta salad

When you're eating out a girls asshole (AKA tossing her salad) and you shove your nose right up her anus and use it as a personal tissue.. tossed FETA salad. You're welcome.

oral butthole tossed feta salad tossed feta salad

by Fartel Cluggins May 13, 2014

Caribbean Cuck salad

A male that watches his home get his salad tossed by a cross dressing lady boy

Yo dave I'm gonna go do a quick Caribbean cuck salad real quick, hold my beer

by Sir not even a chicken duck November 13, 2021

caprese salad

Noun.

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.

verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.

the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.

'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'

by mike and ike in the morning April 28, 2014