Deviled egg salad

When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021

Croots Salad

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.

"he is a croots salad"

by Urduja Lansaguin June 9, 2022

cesar salad

a joke that became popular amongst fans of the mandela catalogue, the joke originating from the name of a character who appeared first in volume 1 of the mandela catalogue, cesar torres.

random TMC fan: cesar torres more like cesar salad

by hey im here February 20, 2023

Spiced salad

When someone is tossing another individuals salad, and the receiver farts during the salad tossing. To increase spiciness eat Thai food 30 mins before giving the salad it's spice. For further explanation look up "salad tossing".

My wife wanted me to eat the booty like groceries, so she made me a spiced salad.

by Tankman21 June 26, 2016

kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky

Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office

by KookinGang August 3, 2017

salad bath

To bathe in another person bodily fluids from the genital area

Oh god it was like a salad bath last night

by Anononon December 8, 2022

dropped the salad

Drop the Salad refers to when a man and a woman have a child that is born unattractive or otherwise undesirable.

Have you seen Cheryl & Biff’s baby? Oh yea, they definitely dropped the salad on that one

by goofygoober5 May 8, 2020