Fast Pie Arm

The medical condition attributed to fat people who won't admit that they just eat too fucking much!!

Paul: Here comes John, it isn't his fault that he is that fat you know?

Tony: Really?

Paul: No he just has a fast pie arm!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 9, 2009

Idaho Apple Pie

a position often involved in redneck sex, where the male takes a doodoo in the females mouth and she proceeds to give him oral stimulus...

Dale Roach did the Idaho Apple Pie to my sister! I'm gonna run him over in my truck!

by 7UPyours September 25, 2011

Pork Pie Moment

When a person doesn't get their way and proceeds to spend the afternoon in a mood.

T-Dog: Why's the Thumb-man not speaking to you Pooch?
G-Pooch: Oh, I questioned his work and now he's having a pork pie moment.

by The T-Dog April 21, 2009

stuffing hair pie

The act of having sex, typically with the girl on her back, legs behind her ears, taking cock hard and fast

I was stuffing hair pie all last night and now Hayley is sore and cranky.

by Dcarrie February 5, 2008

bloody cream pie

A bloody cream pie is when you throw your load on a fire crotch to create a hot mess.

Max threw his load on Jane’s fire crotch which created a bloody cream pie for later.

by Gym Baag November 26, 2017

No Bullshit Mercy Pie

In any Game Night setting, the No Bullshit Mercy Pie Rule, or NBMP, ensures that established house rules will be followed exactly for each game, and that no half rolls, take backs, do overs, close enoughs, or let'em slides will be accepted.

Furthermore, NBMP absolves the winning/leading individual or team from the obligation to "take it easy on" or otherwise diminish their competitive capacity in favor of the losing/last place individual or team without later repercussions to the friendship.

NBMP can be invoked by any player (with group consensus), but only AFTER at least 75% of game participants have begun consuming alcohol.

Jane: "Well, technically the answer is John QUINCY Adams, but since Mike's in last place, we'll let that slide."

John: "If he didn't say 'Quincy' then it doesn't count! No bullshit mercy pie!"

by cx99 October 22, 2011

Banana goo pie

Being so high that you listen to the song “Banana Goo Pie” by Sam Lachow

Dude I’m so high , let’s listen to another marijuana song “banana goo pie!”

by Chris/Nats December 28, 2020