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No Bullshit Mercy Pie

In any Game Night setting, the No Bullshit Mercy Pie Rule, or NBMP, ensures that established house rules will be followed exactly for each game, and that no half rolls, take backs, do overs, close enoughs, or let'em slides will be accepted.

Furthermore, NBMP absolves the winning/leading individual or team from the obligation to "take it easy on" or otherwise diminish their competitive capacity in favor of the losing/last place individual or team without later repercussions to the friendship.

NBMP can be invoked by any player (with group consensus), but only AFTER at least 75% of game participants have begun consuming alcohol.
Jane: "Well, technically the answer is John QUINCY Adams, but since Mike's in last place, we'll let that slide."

John: "If he didn't say 'Quincy' then it doesn't count! No bullshit mercy pie!"
by cx99 October 22, 2011
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Banana goo pie

Being so high that you listen to the songBanana Goo Pie” by Sam Lachow
Dude I’m so high , let’s listen to another marijuana song “banana goo pie!”
by Chris/Nats December 28, 2020
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Idaho Apple Pie

a position often involved in redneck sex, where the male takes a doodoo in the females mouth and she proceeds to give him oral stimulus...
Dale Roach did the Idaho Apple Pie to my sister! I'm gonna run him over in my truck!
by 7UPyours September 25, 2011
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Pork Pie Moment

When a person doesn't get their way and proceeds to spend the afternoon in a mood.
T-Dog: Why's the Thumb-man not speaking to you Pooch?
G-Pooch: Oh, I questioned his work and now he's having a pork pie moment.
by The T-Dog April 21, 2009
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Chilean Snack Pie

Two or more people are needed and at least one of them male to accomplish this act. The male is pleasured in any way and when he is ready to release his semen he does so spreading it over the abdomen of the second person. Then the first male or another party lies on top of the second person in a 69 position and they please each other orally. All the while the man's semen is trapped between them.
John got to witness two women perform the Chilean Snack Pie after having skeet satisfactorily on them.
by hermionestranger June 25, 2009
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Hostess Peach Pie

The best tasting thing ever but it's never in stock.
Man that Hostess Peach Pie was the BE. I ate it up like it aint nothin. Pladow!
by MicMac23 July 9, 2009
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bloody cream pie

A bloody cream pie is when you throw your load on a fire crotch to create a hot mess.
Max threw his load on Jane’s fire crotch which created a bloody cream pie for later.
by Gym Baag November 26, 2017
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