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reverse fanny pack

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.
Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.
by Skeelow Green June 14, 2017
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Packing Aura

When someone carries themselves with the confidence and energy of a man who is absolutely packing. No need for proof-the way they walk, talk, and exist just radiates big dick energy. Often leaves others in awe, intimidated, or questioning their own existence.
1. “Why does he always get free drinks at the bar?” “Because he's got that packing aura, my guy. Bartender could sense it.”
2. “Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach over and over, and she still sticks around. That's not villain behaviour —that's a man with a PACKING aura.”
by mintycigarettes1221 April 3, 2025
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Packing Slut

An individual who works in a warehouse environment in the packing department and uses their time to find as many people in the warehouse to sleep with. This is usually due to their less then steller upbringing, lack of self respect, or lack of personality.
Tom: Hey Bill, what does your warehouse job have to offer?
Bill: We have an excellent 401 K and a great amount of packing sluts!
by Aihsile1 January 13, 2021
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glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use
1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit
by Theseriouser November 30, 2024
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jank and a pack of ranch

Emily didn't get my joke she is jank and a pack of ranch
by sunnydinthehouse November 5, 2015
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Packing

Too be carrying a handgun either concealed or openly.
“Why are you packing?”

“Because the world is turning into a scary violent place and I carry for protection.”
by DTF4Y July 7, 2023
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fanny pack

type of bag (usually worn by self centred fuck boys) originally to be worn around your bum and fanny but now commonly worn hanging over your shoulder.
Should i cop this nike fanny pack
by biglad12345 March 30, 2019
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