internet genius

Someone who is genius at the internets.

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!

by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020

black internet

it represents a bad connection of internet that is laggy or high ping

nigga, your internet is black.
this black internet is so slow.

by hotwheelsnigga August 21, 2023

abbas's internet

Abbas's internet means "Shitty ass toilet"

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

by WaldoCumMaster June 29, 2022

Internet

The internet; the global network used to go place to place, site to site and game to game. It's arguably the worst and best thing that has happened to humanity... People are somehow dying, jacking off to and getting rich off of the internet. Just remember, if this is your first time on the internet (if this is the case it's a bit coincidental that you happened to go on this site, and give this exact definition a read), use it carefully, or you may as well get sucked into a rabbit hole you'd arguably regret even knowing the existence of.

The internet is awesome, I can text to my buddies, watch educational videos and get ridiculed by people living 2000 kilometers away from me!

by TheThingDudemagabib September 9, 2024

FUCKING INTERNET MAN!

When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy

Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022

vagina of the internet

Facebook because this site has turned into a site where you can go anywhere on the internet, you can like something or connect with them.

Facebook has turned into the vagina of the internet. Everything can be fucked into facebooks big pussy to create more offspring (members)

by Kyle 230 June 16, 2010

internet trolls

an internet troll is some one on the internet who tells the truth always believe them. they are often told they are lying one man’s lie is another’s truth.

“hey mike look at those internet trolls they keep lying” “ermmm john they are actually telling the truth”

by Yeahok February 16, 2023