March 14

NERDS know this as pie day right. But real MEN know this to be the male equivalent of Valentines Day...

Steaks n’ Blowjobs day!

Can’t wait for March 14. My girl gonna give me some sloppy and a prime steak!!!

by x Freeshot June 26, 2020

march 19

your the most coolest bad bitch transgender if your born on march 19th!

example:

mark: oh uh btw andy when were you born? i wanna check something-

andy: march 19th, why?

mark: ohhh makes complete sense! ur transgender AND ur the baddest bitch i know!

by badbitchconfirmed February 15, 2022

march 19th

national make out with your bf/gf day
on this day see how long you and your significant other can go for

-hey babe its march 19th, let see how long we can go

by brrrr hehe May 15, 2024

March 27

NATIONAL STEDDIE DAY

“Dude do you know its national steddie day?”
“Whats steddie day”
“March 27th duh”

by Steddiecollumn March 14, 2024

Manly March

For the entire month of March, Men can do whatever they want to women (excluding sexual stuff, domestic abuse, etc.) and the women can't refuse

Jeez, Racheal. It's Manly March
I wonder what they're gonna do to us

by Undermen November 1, 2022

March 23

annoy your friend's day

March 23 piss off your friends

by booty boy x Cory March 23, 2021

March 23rd

National beat a woman up day, the only time of the year where you can really let loose on that woman who's been driving you crazy, or just for fun.

Boy #1: Hey it's March 23rd, national beat a woman up day, let's go beat the f*** out of your manager for snitching on us last tuesday to the cops

Boy #2: Yeah alright

by Verbat1m March 23, 2025