Lesbian

(me)
A woman kisser who probably made their barbies do it when they were younger

Hi I'm a lesbian- Claire from derry girls

by Larrygarrybarry27 June 13, 2024

Lesbian Preschoolers

They ruin my sex life

THAT LESBIAN PRESCHOOLERS DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ME

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 5, 2019

pastel lesbian

A usually teenaged girl who plays at being a lesbian. Noted for claiming fealty to famous lesbian or feminist personas.

Caroline Konsnstnar is the funniest teen pastel lesbian YouTube vlogger.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 11, 2021

ethnically lesbian

Queer Spawn born of lesbian-identifying parents.

"Being ethnically lesbian means I was taught masculinity by a butch, so I still bottle up my emotions but when they boil over I'll just cry instead of hitting you and asking for another beer"

by Dyspros August 17, 2024

Half-lesbians

Critical fat-cock theory.

Hym "Women and fat-cocks. That's why the half-lesbians. Fat-cocks are scarce. Women are attractive. And strap-ons are cheap. Therfore, critical fat-cock theory. It literally explains everything."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

Cancer-lesbian

VULGAR SLANG

A triggered, radical feminist possessing hyper-intensive feelings of hate towards perceived male-dominated patriarch;

Is extremely bitter and resentful as a result of being single or breakdown of a previous relationship;

Cancer Survivor.

(Used as a general term of abuse towards feminists).

Feminist Tweet: "SISTERS! Stand up to sexist oppression. It's time to destroy the oppressive patriarchy #DeathToTheOppressors #feminism"

Internet Troll: "stop pushing your ideology, you silly old cancer-lesbian”.

by madcnt666 December 6, 2019

Lesbians

What's with me an being attracted to lesbians.

Hym "What's with all the women I talk about wanting to bang being lesbians? Billie Eillish... Chloe Grace Mortez... Kristen Stewart... I mean, I still don't care (as I am exempt from all of the rule and (therefore) can still bang) but it's dogshit... There's something going on there... I just don't know exactly what it is..."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2024