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jordan b smith

A girl who WILL take your man: and a girl that can’t be replaced
You can’t do better than Jordan b smith
by Helloandbye445 December 7, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is the alpha male of the pack with his 14 inch penis he can’t dominate and out smoke any creature that dwells this earth he is known to slay women at will and can butt chug an ice cream Sunday Jordan is the most intelligent being know to man with his iq in quadruple digits
Oh Jordan you make me so wet
by Absolute bread winner October 14, 2019
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Michael Jordan Skirge

When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
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Jordan

An Inside Joke made on Tik Tok used by White people to insult black people without using the N Word.
Whats up my Jordan?

Im Selling Dirty Jordans
Ahh Man You’re Such a Jordan
by Jerryfloosh April 3, 2021
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jordan

a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass
Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
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Jordan Keef

If you get called a jordan keef iit means you are the number one plasterer in the world!
Jordan keef will plaster your door shut
by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 8, 2023
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Jordan Kim

He is an Asian and he lives for the gym.
He is like Jordan Kim.
by irobotgaming 69 September 6, 2022
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