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Jordan

A chill, funny guy that’s super short
Look there’s Jordan”
“Where?”
Down there
by Hsjshhs August 8, 2021
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Jordan

This guy is a total bad ass. He does not wait the alloted 30 minutes to swim.
Jordan dangerous pussy. That's right his middle name is dangerous.
by Artcrimes August 10, 2021
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jordan broderick

a dick head that fucks with his best friends exes and can seem to keep a gf
Person1 : You know jordan broderick?
Person2: yeah he’s such a fucking pussy!
by meeboop August 15, 2021
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Jordan

This is the person who will make you feel the most wanted you’ve ever felt. He’s the person who gives you the millions of butterflies. He’s the person who you walk a certain way just to get a glimpse.He’ll sweep you off your feet out of no where. You can always run to him with any problem you have.You can tell him your deepest darkest secrets and have no problem doing it.Jordan will make you the happiest you’ve ever felt.You instantly become happy any time you know you’re going to see him. You just cling to jordan. No matter how annoying you are or how much you get on his nerves, he will always be there for you. He pulls you in with the best love there is.The place you are truly happiest is in his arms.Jordan will make you feel a way you have never ever felt before.He has you caught so much, the only thing you ever do when you’re not with him is wish you were. Jordan makes a home for you. If home isn’t a place,it’s a person, and that person is Jordan. When things get rough, they get rough.Jordan is the most stubborn person there ever was.He will ignore you and rage at you. Just know he doesn’t mean it. Once he calms down it’s all okay. He realizes the situation and the wrong.Although this is hard i’d deal with it just for Jordan.I never want to be with anyone else in this world. All i’ll ever want is Jordan. He makes you feel like no one ever has. You’d never be the same if you were to ever loose him. Take care of Jordan. Don’t ever let go because you’ll forever need him.
you’ll always be my number 1, Jordan.
by 77772233748488maaayyyuwuuw August 22, 2021
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jordan jinks

idk, you prolly hate him. hes just a fruit looking for his salad..
im am him, he is me. i am jordan jinks
by jyynnxx August 23, 2021
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Jordan

Yes, It's a country as well. Located in the middle east. The capital is Amman and is labeled as the 3rd ugliest city in the world.
Where is he from? He is from Jordan.
by organ needer August 27, 2021
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Pecan pie aka Jordan

Someone who is beautiful and amazing and deserves the world:) someone who's been there for me and loved me for who I am no matter how corny and cringey I am <3
Person 1: who’s Pecan pie aka Jordan?

Person 2: the best person I’ve ever met
by Bird<33 August 31, 2021
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