The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
Get the Darvin Hammug. wehen ter railing partner from behind,,you have to make sure you keep glaize....... while shooting clove out yer ass
by chilli mac November 24, 2023
Get the ham slamminmug. by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018
Get the Plain hammug. by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015
Get the Oh honey ham my jammug. when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.
by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025
Get the Ham and cheese sandwichmug. by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018
Get the ham pantrymug. by BFF#1 October 23, 2008
Get the B-Hammug.