Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.

A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.

by Grindo July 21, 2023

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

HAM

an acronym describing a gentleman with attractive features.

Tina: wow did you see that guy in line? he's a total HAM.
Jenny: he is hot I guess, but what's a ham?
Tina: he's a HANDSOME ASS MAN duh!

can also be used in reference to male animals, specifically cute cats and dogs. the highest compliment to give to them. besides saying they're a good boy

by KrazyKatKlan May 10, 2018

Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.

Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.

by India Garden March 24, 2020

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 October 10, 2008

Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.

Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.

by Dick Thieman April 14, 2016