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Darvin Ham

The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
"What a dumbass decision, he must be pulling a Darvin Ham"
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
mugGet the Darvin Hammug.

ham slammin

wehen ter railing partner from behind,,you have to make sure you keep glaize....... while shooting clove out yer ass
i thought i smelled easter dinner but he said him n his ol lady were ham slammin
by chilli mac November 24, 2023
mugGet the ham slamminmug.

Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's
She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns
by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018
mugGet the Plain hammug.

Oh honey ham my jam

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!
by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015
mugGet the Oh honey ham my jammug.

Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.
"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."
by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025
mugGet the Ham and cheese sandwichmug.

ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.
I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.
by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018
mugGet the ham pantrymug.

B-Ham

An all around stud. The greatest farter of all-time!
Wow, that guy is such a B-Ham!!
by BFF#1 October 23, 2008
mugGet the B-Hammug.

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