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Goat Ham

I have zero fucking clue what this word means, but it was said by Duke Nukem in an episode of Cold Ones on YouTube.
Duke Nukem: The names Deez. Deez Nuts. Goat Ham!
by Pizza Broadcast September 26, 2023
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Hams

Milky thighs compacted into a nice pair of spandex.
Wow, better get a second refrigerator cause Kennedy has a pair of hams on her.
by Damsel Dentist October 28, 2019
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HAM

When someone is dressed terribly. e.g when overweight people wear clothes that are far too small they are a HAM
by dontyuhnoh October 24, 2010
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Alabama Glazed Ham

When uncle rick makes the Christmas ham using several honey packets and Viagra in an attempt to fuck the whole family.... AGAIN.
Man, that Alabama glazed ham got me hurting today. Uncle Rick sure knows how to handle his meat.....
by Raunchy Coon November 1, 2025
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Ham

Adj: Someone who can be used.

Adj: 2: Someone who is not the brightest and believes/gives in too almost anything.
I was at school today and I asked this “ham” for the homework.
by Boiii616 November 7, 2021
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Ham is the new Judah

A recent trend in Hollywood of using continental Africans (Ham) to play the roles of African-Americans.
They got Daniel Kaluuya playing Fred Hampton. Ham is the new Judah, ahch.
by Sabal Laiwalayam February 22, 2021
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Going Ham

To go hard at something, or put your all into it. Usually with aggression, or a positive go-to attitude!
"By golly, he's really going ham!"

"How do you know?"

"The clap of his asscheeks is telling me so!"

(Morse code via assclapping is the best on god)
by Nugget0w0 September 21, 2022
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