that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath
oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.
by joe mamas hairy balls August 02, 2022
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Goat Blast

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
by Mashers69 August 16, 2014
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Safe goat

mocking a weak point in anothers self esteem due to the fact that said person doesn't have anything else to say; moreover, a coward
Man you're such a safe goat, nothing better to say looking ass
by mralwaysright0000 March 10, 2017
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Goat thumb

It's the same thing as a clubbed thumb but sounds a lit cooler and less demeaning.
Hey did you see Megan Fox has a goat thumb!!
by Walter502 May 30, 2025
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goat fister

An individual who gets pleasure out of fisting goats.
Oit Barry you great big goat fister.
by Wackojacko2219 September 07, 2017
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dead goat

the goat is a dead goat
by why are you looking at this March 13, 2017
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Dildo goat

What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.
Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat
by Mr Spunk March 19, 2016
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