scrambled egg face

An offence where one has a severe case of acne
Oi, don't call Kevin scrambled egg face
by Lister March 17, 2003
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Snowy Goose Egg

When a crazy night in Las Vegas or Atlantic City takes a turn for the worst. I know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but a Snowy Goose Egg is when you spend all of your gambling winnings on hookers and cocaine. Then proceed to put all the coke on the hooker's ass and blow lines, when she inturn farts and blows all your coke all over the place. Therefore, leaving you with nothing but herpes, shame, no drugs and no money, a big fat goose egg.
Ira won $10,000 in Atlantic City where it then became dust in the wind when he spent all the money on hookers and blow. The hooker gave him a snowy goose egg, leaving him with nothing.
by Ira Goldbaum May 18, 2010
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Puerto Rican Deviled Egg

When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!

*don't do this if you have bad knees

Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.

Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 06, 2021
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big titty goth egg

Yo I nutted to big titty goth egg ima try ta fuck yo dawg now
by Real tittie taster February 19, 2022
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Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)

Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog

Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass
Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023
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Cow Egg

UK: In Britain milk can be delivered to the doorstep in glass bottles. These are sometimes called cow eggs.
The milkmans here, go get a cow egg so we can have a brew.
by Blue Cawdrey November 20, 2004
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Kinder Egg Side of YouTube

The part of YouTube in which channels dedicate to videos around Kinder Eggs and Play-doh usually being based on popular Disney/Dreamworks/Pixar movies (eg Inside Out, How to Train Your Dragon).
Person 1- "Oh man, how the fuck did I end up going from a review of Inside Out to 'Play Doh SADNESS Stop Motion Inside Out! Disney Pixar Playdough Animación de Inside Out'"
Person 2- "Welcome to the Kinder Egg Side of YouTube."
by FoxofGrey August 26, 2015
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