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death metal enema

1.) When one listens to death metal or similar music that's so intense that one shits oneself upon hearing it.
2.) Putting a speaker near or into one's anus and playing death metal loudly to the point that it loosens the fecal matter inside the individual and it comes out.
"I listened to Septicflesh for the first time the other day and it gave me a death metal enema."
by Nnamsnam October 4, 2016
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Tibetan death whistle

To perform this you must be an expert at Tibetan throat singing. The actual act is sexual in nature as you would bend over your partner and start singing into their asshole. Has to be high or low pitch vibrations strong enough to feel it on the insides.
I'm gonna take you home and show you how to Tibetan death whistle baby.
by Excalliburrito April 30, 2022
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death by dick punch

A Capital Punishment alternative to lethal injection. The individual on death row is punched repeatadly in the dick until flatline status has been reached.
Did you hear? Larry died of dysentery yesterday. Hey, at least it wasn't death by dick punch.
by Bon38 October 2, 2011
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Death Charge

On a very cushioned surface (preferably a sofa) when someone sits down and slowly gets up while farting into the surface of the cushioned material, so that when the next person sits down it releases the smell.
I totally just death charged that guys chair.
by David Dittles February 27, 2010
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Death Cough

When you cough so bad that it causes you to fart, shit and piss your pants all at the same time.
I heard that Ryan had a Death Cough in class the other day.
by Miller Heavy October 16, 2010
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Death By Bear

Death by Cumplosion from a bear.

These are called Horny bears. They sneak in your house at night and take you in your sleep.

If you dont die from the sheer mass of fur on you, or the 18-20 inch Bear dick in you, the cumplosion will Surely kill you.

38 reported cases 0 Survivors.
Person 1: Hey what happend at the jeffersons?
Person 2: Oh god a group of Horny bears snuck in, and well... Lets just say they didnt go out looking pretty.
Person 1: Oh god, Death by bear is never a way to go out.
by Randy Numan April 29, 2010
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unicycle of death

something used as a last resort to make money when very stonded. is a inside joke hard to understand
welp someones gonna have to ride the unicycle of death
by rob n jon January 17, 2009
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