The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022
When two men with extremely long penises tie the two lengthy “snakes” together and proceed to watch porn. The first man to get hard and successfully break the other man’s penis is the winner.
by macca1251 July 18, 2022
My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.
by FleshySilo July 11, 2017
A Game where Two Gay People Touch Each Other's Genitals Then Ask 'Is The Shy Snake Coming Out?' If They Say No Then Rub it until Finally They Get a Boner Then They will Say Yes. 100% Might Fuck After the Game.
by MasonTheBisexualWolf January 08, 2022
A Game where Two Gay People would Put Their Hands On Each Other's Genitals Then Ask 'Is The Shy Snake Coming Out?' if They say No Then Start rubbing and Keep Asking until it finally comes out. 100% might fuck after
Metaphor. Similie. The snake is one or several fingers (can include another person's help, toys, etc.). Your fingers explore and slither around your body, finding places to penetrate or just brush past. Let the Snake so it's thing. Pretty soon you'll have an orgasm.
*gets a text*
"Wyd?"
Walking the snake...
"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"
Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.
"Oh...?"
Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.
"Wyd?"
Walking the snake...
"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"
Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.
"Oh...?"
Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.
by Athena_17 September 12, 2018
noun
A term used in some a corporate settings to describe a person who is categorized by their competence to harness the abilities of snakes on the team in order to accomplish the mission assigned to the group. Snake tamers often exhibit the following qualities:
1.) Patience
2.) Thoughtfulness
3.) Ownership of their responsibilities
4.) Reliability
5.) Slow to anger
A Snake tamer’s approach to snakes is different than that of most people. Understanding that snakelike individuals are venomous, passive aggressive, and potentially backstabbing, the tamer must gain the snake’s trust first before harnessing their abilities for the whole corporate team. This is process is figuratively known as “harvesting the anti-venom”. At first it may seem like a manipulative move from the tamer, however, they are totally open about what they are trying to do and they will even openly admit it to the snake because they want everyone to work together to have success thus limiting the “backbiting” in the office.
A term used in some a corporate settings to describe a person who is categorized by their competence to harness the abilities of snakes on the team in order to accomplish the mission assigned to the group. Snake tamers often exhibit the following qualities:
1.) Patience
2.) Thoughtfulness
3.) Ownership of their responsibilities
4.) Reliability
5.) Slow to anger
A Snake tamer’s approach to snakes is different than that of most people. Understanding that snakelike individuals are venomous, passive aggressive, and potentially backstabbing, the tamer must gain the snake’s trust first before harnessing their abilities for the whole corporate team. This is process is figuratively known as “harvesting the anti-venom”. At first it may seem like a manipulative move from the tamer, however, they are totally open about what they are trying to do and they will even openly admit it to the snake because they want everyone to work together to have success thus limiting the “backbiting” in the office.
“Dude did you see what our new project manner did?! He got Mark to be honest with him! I overheard the whole conversation in his office. The guy is such a snake tamer.”
by foxda5th July 28, 2022