Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019

Jew Work

The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.

"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.

by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019

Put in the Work

“When a woman performs oral sex on a man, but she’s wearing make up. The idea is that over time, some of the make up comes off when it’s done.”

Guy 1: Dude, she just gave me the best blow job ever!
Guy 2: But did she put in the work?

by Glenn Quagmire69 November 8, 2020

Light work

To have an easy life, barely working but making a huge income whilst having a laugh, like an owner of a pizza company.

Josh: That week of shifting pizzas was actually light work

by Wildfire 2.0 August 1, 2022

diabolical work

Similar to the slang Nasty work an expressive term to describe people's awful behaviors in society today whether it be the news,friends actions, low down filthy tv etc.

Aye man, have you seen the rap beef between kendrick lamar and drake?
Man that beef back and forth is nasty work.
Na cuz, people confirmed drake did those things!
Whoa cuz that's diabolical work

by Angry mom45 June 26, 2024

Work Wall

A mental block that a person hits while at work where it become damn near impossible to continue working for the day. The work wall is typically hit a few minutes before the work day officially ends, though on some days it's inconveniently hit much earlier, especially if one is "not feeling it".

"Work wall hit, I'll just have to finish this shit up in the morning."

by Nuttz, Deez June 28, 2017

Hotdog with the works

When you want your guy to make love to you .... Leaving nothing on your body untouched

Baby I need your hotdog with the works tonight 😍😍😍😘

by LadyDimp May 20, 2018