University of Utah 

1. One of the best Universities in the West, and the first and best university in the state of Utah. An institution with a rich academic heritage, including the first implanted artificial heart, and the first dialysis machine, as well as the home of Nobel Prize winning faculty.

2. The school Mormons choose to go to when they want to receive a REAL education.

Also known as the U, or the U of U.

Thank goodness you got accepted to the University of Utah and chose to go there instead of going to the school in Provo, where you might have had to settle for a wife and kids and a degree instead of a REAL education.

University of Utah by Fabian Vaglio October 10, 2008

University of South Dakota 

The only school in South Dakota that has a medical and law school. Home to the coyotes it is the #1 Party school in the state but also has a great amount of student success. It has the best fine arts program in the state. No one knows where it's located not even South Dakotans. It's located in Vermillion just 45 miles south of Sioux Falls. GO YOTES

Minnesota person: I want to go to college but MSU is too much
School counselor: Why not go to University of South Dakota

Minnesota person: Where is that, Brookings

University of South Dakota by weasle898 September 12, 2016

National Law School of India University

The best college in India! It's a university because the average IQ over here is something like 30,000, and it's a school because people are nice and sweet and young at heart :).

Dude, National Law School of India University rocks!

National Law School of India University by lionsandtigersandbearsohmy December 9, 2010

University of the Philippines 

The overrated state university of the Philippines where conceited people pretending to be poor study and live off the national budget for education.

The school is infamous for its dark, dangerous streets, its communist teachers, and its derelict facilities.

I istady in da University of the Philippines. My breyn more intelidyent dan ol yor breyns poot togeder so suck my ghetto dick!

University of the Philippines by whoaitsme! April 12, 2011

University of Washington 

The only college where the greatest Martial artist BRUCE LEE went to study and major in Philosophy. Also later becoming one of the greatest Philosophers of Martial Arts as well.

"I went to the University of Washington to be a Husky just like Bruce Lee"

University of Washington by Huskiy124 June 14, 2009

Roger Williams University 

A small private school located in Bristol, RI that is known for is great architechure programs, School of Law, and Gabelli School of Business. (Also known as Rich White University). It has a very enjoyable party scene.

Guy 1 - Hey bro, want to head up to Roger Williams University (RWU) tonight.

Guy 2 - Yea that place is sick.

Roger Williams University by SwoopRWU December 29, 2007

Willamette University 

The perfect school for kids looking to make friends, hang out and party. Even though it's a small school, no one gossips or talks shit; Willamette kids are just out enjoy life and get stoned in the botans. Beautiful campus too, with the sun shining almost 365 days a year where hot girls in bikinis can be seen lounging by the milll stream drinking mojitos and martinis. Willamette is also known for having some of the craziest parties, which is why it's currently battling University of Colorado and Arizona State for Playboy's List of Top Party Schools for 2012. Almost everyone gets super shitty and no one judges each other for it. And the kids who don't drink usually stand awkwardly in the corner watching kids do body shots and take lines. Hardest partying goes on before and during finals week, when bearcats are looking to relax and de-stress before taking finals. The laid back attitude of this campus attracts some of the coolest and attractive people from around the country, with a 2-to-1 girl to guy ratio. You won't be disappointed at Willamette

University of Oregon student: yo dude we should hit up Willamette University this weekend, it's finals week and I heard they're having some sick ragers
Oregon State student: hell yea! those kids know how to go hard, and the chicks there are mad hot

Willamette University by barecattt August 3, 2011