Old Man Rimshaw

That painting in the rimshaw house with the bulging eyes that looks like someone is about to pop up behind you, suffocate you, then eat your body.

Boy: that painting reminds me of old man rimshaw from the Andy Griffith show
Girl: curled up rocking herself trying not to think of what she just heard

by LolIhavenocluetho July 25, 2020

Damp old runt

A colossal arsehole, damp old runt used to rule America, badly, and when Americans finally got the chance to be free or damp old runt, damp old runt imploded and former a collective of arseholes who trumped they’re way through Congress and created a massive stink that innocent lives were jeopardised and one sadly lost.

This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?

Damp old runt a massive cunt

by Clarabella January 7, 2021

Smoking old spice

When someone hides their vape in their armpit in an establishment that doesn’t allow smoking.

My boy was smoking old spice in that hipster bar.

by Lifehacks79 February 1, 2020

olde time sledding

A tradition harking back to golden era of the early 2000's olde time sledding is now declining in popularity. With its central tenets rooted deep in the rich ethos of hockey greats Gordie Howe, Eddie Shore and Jack Hanson olde time sledding is an exhibition in the lost art of manliness. Equipt with malt liquor and a sled the brave participants of olde time sledding decend into darkness in an attempt to reach the bottom of a snow covered hill. The victorious will have to endure cold winds, trees, elbows and general beat downs in order to complete their endeavor. But, to the victor awaits a cold beverage and much deserved lean.

The perfect silence of a starless prairie night was interupted by the ill tempered sound off cascading from sorel boots trudging through snow. Tall shimmering stacks of breath lingered motionless at the top of the hill only to be pushed aside by the forceful cry "olde time sledding!"

by bonaduce January 22, 2011

Hot Old Fashioned

A hot-oiled hand job technique in which an overhand rotational cranking motion is used much like starting early automobiles. Generally accompanied by guttural engine like moans throughout the process culminated by a gentle idling hum of relief and dick rugburn.

-Scene: After a long night at the bar-
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."

by Poop Poopaloop January 17, 2014

Old Style Flu

A temporary flu that is caused by excessive drinking of cheap beer (ie Old Style) all weekend long, resulting in an absence at the workplace, usually on Mondays.

Bob: Joe didn't show up for work this morning...
Billy: I think he has the Old Style Flu!

by NexxuSix August 24, 2011

Old Fashioned Bee

a version of the original "Old Fashioned". Made like the original except with Honey infused whiskey and a splash of ginger ale. The cherry gets muddled along with the sugar.

"hey bar keep, I'd like an old fashioned bee"

by The maker of this drink September 30, 2012