Sir Text-A-Lot

A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.

Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.

by Inkzall March 22, 2024

Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep

Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"

by lilthoughtie July 16, 2022

Tantric Texting

After you swipe right and start an online relationship with someone long distance, sexting with them for an extended period of time until you finally fuck them in person.

The tantric texting held me over until he traveled 935 miles to meet, and fuck, me in person.

by Prince Hairy August 5, 2022

Cop On Text

Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.

I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.

by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022

Text you

Often used as an expression to meet up with friends.

Text you at fivish!

by Bilbock September 10, 2022

Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.

Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".

by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022

Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022