taylor bygott

taylor is a pure sex god! needs to hurry up and get my mate shannon in the sack. he is a awesome dude and really really likes girls called shannon perreria. he has amazing blonde hair and i dont know is eye colour. get in there taylor

taylor bygott, sex god, nommmmm, yummy

by mikki mousexx July 9, 2011

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Taylor Lawrie

A man who is literally perfect at everything.
One with no, flaws.
One with a super cute girl.
A hot guy.

WOW! Taylor Lawrie is such a Taylor, Lawrie!
I wish i was as perfect as Taylor Lawrie!

by Taylorisbetterthanyoulookhimup November 16, 2011

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Taylor New

An unbelievably sexxy girl. She looks good enough to be a model and drives all the guys crazzzzyyy. She has bright blue eyes and an amazing body ;) She's also one of the most fun and craziest girls youll meet.

"Did you go to frightland land last night?"

"Yea i went with a Taylor New and it was amazing!"

by RiRi29 August 25, 2011

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Taylor Derangement Syndrome

Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters

"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"

by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023

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Taylor

Taylor is a beautiful girl who is also smart and hilarious. She works at a hair salon and used to do gymnastics. She loves to go fishing in her spare time.

A trained fighter, Taylor has a natural talent for kicking everyone's ass. She defeated her brother (a wrestling champion), proving that she has always been the stronger sibling. I fight Taylor very often and consistently get my ass kicked. She seems harmless but is really the toughest chick ever.

I thought I was a badass until Taylor did a spinning roundhouse kick to my face and sent me to the ground.

Taylor kicked butt the other night. Not even Chuck Norris could stop her.

by Reddragon123343 October 15, 2023

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