subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

by tinkarink December 12, 2021

fart-mute

to shut off your microphone from picking up a fart while on a video chat or telephone call.

I thought I fart-muted myself and ripped some ass but then I realized I muted the sound and not my microphone during the Microsoft Teams meeting. I am a failed fart-muter.

by Thunder of Muscle December 16, 2021

Defense Fart

When someone gets too close to you, so you fart in order to deter them from getting closer.

"Me: get away from me!"
"Friend: What's that fucking smell?"
"Me: Sorry, I defense farted."

by PastelN December 17, 2021

Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

sussy fart

smely fart

bro did u just do a sussy fart

by EpiKGaMer694201337AmOguS October 12, 2021

Fart Rash

When you fart so hard, the pressure peels of your butt skin and leaves a skin rash.

Omg, I had Mexican food yesterday and caught myself a severe case of Fart Rash while slipping one out.

by tomatkaster October 26, 2021

vintage fart

on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.

jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.

by trilliam turdsworth July 22, 2021