One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!

by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

One Direction

Screams for every reason ever if directioner

Person: wanna talk about one direction
Directioner: *deep breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by I am all things April 29, 2022

nudder one

when one has hooked yet another steewhead while his buddy is currently skunked as it gets. chilling aat the vedder river with all the asian flossers is the prime time to use such vocabulary.

"float goes under" Nudder one Nudder one

by floatdrainer69 July 23, 2018

One Direction

One Direction is The Biggest Band on the planet who are terrible terrible dancers.

Person: Who is One Direction

Directioner: The biggest band on the planet ( Say this is a deep announcer voice)

by 1D are my idols October 31, 2020

That one feeling

When you are around a person you have feelings for, or just in general. The feeling of almost every emotions packed together with anxiety and uncomfortableness. When you are happy, uncomfortable, confused, scared, giddy, shaking, and/or emotionally hurt, or any mix of emotions, for a usually unknown reason.

I didn’t know what was going on really, but that one feeling of anxiety wanted me to cry in the corner.

by WolfKay April 24, 2018

Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022

munch ons

another word for snacks, or food to eat in general

“yo bro you got any munch ons?”

by xan da goat June 12, 2020