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repulsive syndrome

Also known as R.S this syndrome is when anything another individual does repulses you.

It has effected every one of us at one point or another in our lives. There is no foundation, rationale nor cure and when affected it's difficult to disguise.

The most common cause is after sexual relationships with an individual you no longer want sexual relations with. Their very being repulses you - the way they breath, a slight blemish, the way they hello or god forbid their touch. Other common causes include but are not limited to:

a) work mates whose opinions are irrelevant and whom you ignore at any cost
b) family members, particular old and / or extended who's smell never seems to leave
I recently dated Penelope who's perfect in every way - pretty, awesome body, funny and intelligent. We dated for a few weeks and now I have repulsive syndrome (R.S).

I'd never previously noticed that she has a hairy top lip, I know she's got a dark complexion but its almost like a full on moustache. As awesome as her body is that beauty spot on her forearm needs to be operated on, I think its actually grown since I met her.
by Gazcap October 9, 2013
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McDonald's Syndrome

Where you subconsciously start disliking something just because loads of people tell you that its great.
I finally watched that Slumdog Millionaire film last night, everyone was telling me it was the greatest film ever

Did you like it?

No, it was fucking shit!

Really? Sounds like you have got McDonald's Syndrome to me
by SamThe Man April 27, 2011
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The Burns Syndrome

The Burns syndrome is when you are annoyed by a person so much you contomplate sucide. The Burns syndrome can be tough especially when the person is a type A stalker and won`t leave you alone. Typically people with the burns syndrome are small and stumpy.
Gary had to move school after an incounter with The Burns Syndrome.
by pussy cruncher September 1, 2011
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JOMB Syndrome

Literally, "Jacking Off (like a) Monkey, Bitch!" Syndrome. First depicted on the youtube video 'Divine Powers" by Makemebad35, aka Damian; caused, as can be inferred, by jacking off so often and/or vigorously that you develop arthritis-type symptoms, usually in the arms and hands, causing you to fail at eating Frosted Flakes. Can only be cured by a clearly insane man pretending to be a "faith healer" slamming the affected wrists onto a table and yelling religious outbursts directed towards the "possessed" appendages.
Victim: "I failed at eating Frosted Fakes!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"
by N00berson McGee December 6, 2010
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ITG syndrome

internet tough guy syndrome,someone who thinks hes a badass and can kick your ass but is really a lying bitch
wannabe tough guy:i can kick the shit out of all of you nigger faggots on this vent server

vent user:oh great another jackass with ITG syndrome
by 9k genius September 9, 2010
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PITA Syndrome

PITA Syndrome: Penis In The Ass Syndrome.

1. Refers to someone who receives anal sex.
    A) To be gay
    B) bubba'd
2. To say someone is being screwed
1.  A) Alex and Mike suffer from PITA Syndrome.
     B) Fred seems to be suffering from PITA Syndrome ever since he went to prison.

2. Frank got the PITA Syndrome from his ex-wife and her lawyer.
by BigBubba July 20, 2008
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elephant syndrome

When a person (usually a woman) wears a pair of pants that are tight everywhere, except for her ass. The remaining maretial then appears sloppy and loose, like the skin on an elephant's ass.
"Sudana can't fill out her Applebottoms."
"Yeah, she sufferin from elephant syndrome."
by Helljin December 16, 2005
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