Large shit

Large shit

I did a large shit

by Cowboi John December 10, 2020

wonder shit

when one believes one to have excreted in the toilet, but when one checks the toilet, appears to be no trace of excrement there.

yo dude i had a wonder shit last night! after i shat the fuckin toilet there was no shit there! i wonder what the fuck happend!

by shit cracker November 4, 2011

Shit Tag

A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.

Daughter: (gagging) "I found your phone! Why is it in a plastic bag?"
You: Shit Tag! You're it!

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 19, 2020

Shit with eyes

a dishonest, untrustworthy person

John failed to pay his share of the rent again. He's a shit with eyes.

by BC_Girl August 13, 2011

Shit Bagel

Another name for the human anus

"Don't be such a shit bagel" "I gotta go drop some brown cream cheese from my shit bagel"

by Karnell D August 17, 2012

Life is shit!

Means life is simply shit.

Guard 1: "Life is shit!"
Guard 2: "Yeah, well what can you do?"

From XXX movie with Vin Diesel

by Yetita January 26, 2017

carrots and shits

the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.

"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake

by victoria o <3 December 3, 2020