smoke some poop

The act of a smoking meth.

If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.

by PWP2308 December 9, 2022

Smokes

A slang word for a cigarette.

Man 1: Did you get the smokes?
Man 2: Ofc! who do you think I am?
Man 1: Niiiice!

by RetardedGenius420 March 3, 2021

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017

The snake will smoke

That's when you know something bad is going to happen if you do something.

If you try to cheat on the exam, the snake will smoke

by Deluna_Projects March 12, 2021

Smoking the Bear

Being ignorant enough to go against the said rules from Smokey the Bear. You're a disgrace to the people of the woods.

I ran through Smuggler's Notch with a lit flare, and I need to say there is no better pleasure than smoking the bear.

by A Fatuous Pigeon August 22, 2017

Smoking Joker

When you are talking about something NSFW but you don't want to disclose the details.

+Lost my job today.

-Oh shit, sorry to hear that. How?

+Smoking Joker.

-..what?

by aruari May 27, 2022

SMOKEELY

when you smell smoke but it isn't smoke it's air

DO you smell smokeely

by CoolJeffMan123 March 5, 2023