Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

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russian botox

Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it

by tolnickser January 3, 2021

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Russian inquisition

When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"

GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!

by ASND January 31, 2017

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Strap a woman to a ceiling fan and strip her naked. Next, climb onto a ladder that is high enough for your penis to enter the woman. Then turn the fan on and when her vagina comes your way, stick your dick in really fast and pull out before she does another rotation. Continue this until you've had your orgasm.

Wanna do the Reverse Russian Wackamole?

by NupidStigger6741 October 13, 2025

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russian clothesline

When someone takes a clothesline, sticks it in their mate's abdomen and through their back and then like the russian roulette, spins them around the clothesline (like the chamber of a revolver) and then when he stops spinning, hope his projectile vomit doesn't hit Russia on the world map on the other side of the room.

I gave mahboi a Russian Clothesline last night, he died afterwards but it was worth because it was the most fun I've ever had

dont tell the cops plz

by Electrum55 November 8, 2018

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