Man Poo

a "Man Poo" is not a one time occurance, it happens everytime the person gets drunk...

the "Man Poo" can sometimes have a different voice *not a factor of alcohol consumption* and will not remember what happend the next morning *again, not due to alcohol consumption*

Man Poo's are rather random in the things they do and regret nothing. if a Man Poo gets angry, it is advised to stay out his way.

Randomness can also include singing Epic 70's songs, stripping down to boxers, "Dancing" really badly.

Man Poo's are also typicall Males.

by Mekyle Astroturf February 20, 2009

Wee poo

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a wee and before you know it you're having a poo too!!

"Sorry I took so long Sels I had a wee poo"

by HLWC33 November 4, 2017

rohrschach poo

fecal remains on a wall or floor resembling an ink blot test.

Vondrak, trying to hover over a public toilet, left a large rohrschach poo on the wall.

by dan quizenberry April 2, 2009

Poo Debris

Poo-duh-briss
Poop particles that can come from a fart or very messy poop. Contact with poo debris can result in side effects such as pink eye or even death depending on the potency of the fart and/or messy poop.

Person 1: Dude, I just sharted and there's poo debris everywhere!!
Person 2: How bad is it? I'm not trying to get pink eye.

by Coon lvl 9000 July 20, 2015

poo wedger

Another person who rams his cock into anothers ass forming a wedge shaped poo to be excreted.

"you totally poo wedged me bro"

"I'm a poo wedger"

by becca jade May 4, 2008

coathanger poo

A large and hard poo that will only go down if first broken up with a coathanger.

D'Arcy finished the block of cheddar and knew he would need to go to Macys and steal some coathangers. Tomorrow would be a coathanger poo kind of day.

by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017

hogwarts poo

An extra magical poo where you shit and wipe your ass and nothing is on the paper LIKE HOLY SHIT. but on top of that you look down AND THERE IS NO SHIT OR ANY EVIDENCE OF A POO IN THE TOILET LIKE FUUUUUUCK.

jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus

Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days

by bigtitsOG May 31, 2017