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Ninja poo

Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.

Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.
1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".

2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.

3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.
by Chris and John (Toronto) February 13, 2010
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Poo Thang

The thing you heard incorrectly in that one tik tok sound.
"She my little poo thang."
"Nigga what?"
by Sharkfowl November 29, 2021
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Poo cancer

Poo cancer is more commonly referred to as constipation. It is the result of the continuous growth and proliferation of poo cells in the colon and rectum. Sometimes this is also referred to as a butt baby and requires an epidural to pass. President Donald Trump was a butt baby and was passed via his mother's rectum. This is why he is such a piece of shit.
I ate at P.F. Changs all week and now I have poo cancer!
by Do the Stammy Leg February 22, 2020
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Brownie Poo

(N) When your poop is really hard and causes pain to the anus; usually causes constipation; can be very painful trying to push out.
Boss: Why are you late?!
Worker: Sorry boss! I was on the toilet, I had a brownie poo.
Boss: Ohh, why dont you take a seat? We all understand.
Worker: I dont think i can do that right now.. I still feel the burn...
by bla.. August 7, 2010
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Poo Diligence

People that don't do their poo diligence when out with their dogs give the rest of us a bad name.
by B. Charles Maurer August 19, 2011
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meanie poo

What little kids call us when we're not nice to them
by frabrizio August 4, 2017
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poo situation

A situation involving the anal expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party.
The faecal predator lured their unsuspecting victim into a poo situation, without their consent.
by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013
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