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Smart ass Internet people

Annoying ass people that use the internet to hide themselves and talk crap in a smart ass logical genuis way. And somehow think that there better than everyone else and say that everything created in earth that people like or enjoy are retarded and immature.
NORMAL PERSON:likes something on internet
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.
by cracker mijo August 21, 2011
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little people big world

A Hilarious television show on TLC that is guised up to be "politically correct" but in reality is degrading to midgets. There are a few reasons why.
1- The show occasionally has subtitles.
2- It frequently shows them being too small to reach an object. As if viewers did not know that its hard for midgets to reach higher places
3- Last but not least, it tries to get the message across that "midgets are just like me and you" by showing their daily lives. You are watching a family's daily life on TV, HOW BORING!!!!
the only reason people watch this is because they either find it funny (although I must admit the show is hilarious thats only as of my sense of "laughing at things that are politically incorrect to laugh at")or "interesting"
If you were a midget, would you want people to think of you as "interesting"? OF COURSE NOT!
The other people who defined this show are proof that viewers are only watching little people big world because they find it funny or interesting
by school_sick_801 December 23, 2008
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white people time delusion

Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.
Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.
by pokie nose December 20, 2010
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stupid things people say

People do say some shockingly stupid things in every day life.
here are just a few of them!
you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!

"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"

"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"

"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"

"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"

"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"

"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"

"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"

someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"

"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."

"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."

a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"

"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!

note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.
by Tsukasa a.k.a Blue Moon August 12, 2010
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People That Piss You Off

This is the place where you post everyone that pisses you off, if it's a group of people(like a group of friends), a type of poser, a certain kind of person (jocks, nerds, wiggers etc.) or a certain individual who's getting on your nerves.
Post them all here and let go whatever hate you have on whoever your targeting.
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