Poo rooster

A rooster who lives in a person's bottom and eats poo

"I got a poo rooster today"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

Deja Poo

When you are so drunk that you're very well into a blackout state and you make it home to take a massive poop on the toilet. The poop drains so much energy out of you that you pass out on the toilet before flushing. When you wake up in the morning you see the poop, but can't actually remember ever taking one and are still able to recognize it as your own.

Bro 1: "What happened to you last night? You were so hammered."

Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"

by Dasterdly Drunk June 26, 2012

Poo Knuckler

A poo knuckler is someone that shoves there fist up another persons ass.

Guy 1: You poo knuckler
Guy 2: Do you even know what that means?
Guy 1: no, what?
Guy 2: a poo knuckler is when someone shoves a fist up your butt!
Guy 1: No way, you just pulled that definition out of your ass
Guy 2: Literly!

by Walruses unite February 20, 2011

Poo Diligence

Being responsible and picking up after your dog.

People that don't do their poo diligence when out with their dogs give the rest of us a bad name.

by B. Charles Maurer August 19, 2011

Poo Thang

The thing you heard incorrectly in that one tik tok sound.

"She my little poo thang."
"Nigga what?"

by Sharkfowl November 29, 2021

poo flicker

A poor bloke called bodward flicking poo on his lawn

No bodward thats naughty you must not flick poo on your lawn, dont be a poo flicker

by 2D bodward December 28, 2020

Poo-ruse

When you look over something like a magazine or something on your phone while taking a poo 💩

Person 1: You should really look into (insert subject here)

Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.

by Chip and Rip December 31, 2020