a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.

Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016

Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat

"omg I got jalapeño penis!"

by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016

Hair Penis

A females pubic hair shellacked into a penis like object used in lesbian love making.

I found out my girlfriend was a lesbian when she pulled out her hair penis.

by Beaver Dawg1234 May 4, 2018

ghetto penis

A penis that is dirty and crooked

Harrison Kerchner has a ghetto penis .

by Ghetto penis May 4, 2018

Penis wilt

When the penis bends

Dam, Jack North has a penis wilt

by eggpoo123 January 11, 2017

fuck penis

Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.

Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.

by kfmri January 13, 2017

penis blasted

When you cum so hard that you get thrown out of a vagina.

Last night I penis blasted this girl so hard that I got thrown against the wall

by Spice and Nice January 25, 2017