smoking howitzer

A smoking howitzer is a hidden fact so important in any investigation that when it is uncovered a smoking gun pales in comparison.

When the police discovered what the criminal had done, the chief said: "Forget about the smoking gun what we have here is a smoking howitzer.

by Rocking Robin June 28, 2023

Smoking the corn

This is Scottish slang for “stop lying” you can use this when someone says something you don’t believe.

When someone “smokes the corn” they are lying.

“Stop smoking the corn, Jerome. We all know you didn’t bone anna.”

by Ah shit, here we go again. June 20, 2020

Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022

Smoke it off

Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.

Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off

by FioKioSio June 27, 2023

I will smoke ya til im dying

Means that someone legit are going to smoke you until he/she are dying

"Hey Haley, i will smoke ya til im dying"
Haley "sure, i can 19:00"

by Kinse Wu December 8, 2020

Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape pen, or another similar device out of your Girlfriend's asshole whilst eating her out, and blow the vapor into her vagina. When she orgasms, she will then proceed to blow the vapor out of her vagina, similar to the likes of a Smoke Machine.

Dude, I burned my girlfriend's asshole last night doing the smoke machine. She is super pissed at me.

by Faded11 December 7, 2019