blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021

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Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say

Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip

by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021

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Max's are the best people to be around, and liked by everyone. They're funny, and enjoyable to spend time to talk to. A conversation with them can always end in a good laugh, leaving you in a better mood than before. They're also incredibly smart, and get good grades, seemingly easily. They're also athletic, and do sports, probably more than one. They've likely received some type of award due to being such an awesome person and everyone loving them. But they always remain humble for all of their achievements, which makes them even more likeable. Most importantly, they are kind and caring. Being friendly to everyone, they are easy to approach. They treat everyone fairly and with respect. Overall, Max's are amazing people, and you would be the luckiest person to get to know them.

"Hey, have you met Max? He's a really great person."

by @1k0 July 6, 2022

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