Matthew

That kid that everyone meets in 6th grade, whose name is always mistaken as Brendan by the creepy P.E. coach. Only the coach, though. He is also a very cool kid who is cool but not that cool but has a lot of cool values! He's a pretty cool kid! Did I mention they like a good story? No?

Is it Matthew, or Brendan? It's Matthur Mom!

by aSchwiftyPickle November 25, 2021

Matthew

A lit person.
Loves gaming and hanging with friend's.
His bestfriend is named Lark.

Matthew is my bestie.

by Jack k. November 22, 2021

liam matthews

Liam Matthews is a broken sigma who edge's his chode frequently. Liam Matthews is reluctant to shave, and is known for his resounding lack of rizz.

Person 1: Have you seen Liam Matthews recently?
Person 2: No, but I can smell him, so he's nearby l

by Applegiant April 25, 2024

Matthew Chance

Matthew Chance is a great friend and person to have in your life. Give him a "chance" and you'll always have someone to gossip and tell your secrets. Never left him go

" i wish my friends were as loyal as matthew chance ".

by Eldyen December 29, 2022

Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018

matthew george smith x

my gorgeus fiancee who is an absolute dingo but i love him

" whos a cutie wootie" words of matthew george smith x

by matthewsgoodgirl191022 May 8, 2023

Matthew

Matthews are quiet. You think their into you but they never are, thats just how they act. They aren’t called Matt, thats too much of a bad boy name. They are really sweet.

Girl 1: That guys so awkward and quiet.
Girl 2: Gotta be a Matthew.

by AL20000 June 24, 2018