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Jordan

A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.
Rebecca: ew who is that turd
Her friend: lol thats the dumb head named Jordan
by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019
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Jordan

Someone who has only a scrotum
No dick
No balls
Only sack
Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”
by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
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michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan
michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023
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jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme
Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme
by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021
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Jordan Snowden

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.
"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.
by anonymous December 4, 2023
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Jordan

Abhors males of African descent and black people in general.
Jordan: Ni**a
by ireallyhatejordan November 28, 2021
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Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.
Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.
by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017
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