no dad

dream

you fat no dad

by mr man of good April 23, 2022

Dad kisser

Pathetic QLD Cunt that's kisses their dad on the lips

Went to origin the other night, you should have seen the Blues destroy the Dad Kisser's.

by Yeahnahcunt September 20, 2022

dad

your dad left you

ur dad is gay

by kianwebb28 May 16, 2021

the dad bag

It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.

How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.

by DadFannyPack.com October 3, 2017

Dad

The dude you fuck restlessly behind someone's back, not a daddy cuz daddy's have money

"I'm going to see my dad again"

by Yobro21 September 8, 2019

Dad Blast

Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.

Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.

by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019

ur dad gae

the implication of your father figure (you don't have one) being homosexual. brother to 'ur mom gae'.

liam: "hey, hey, hey dumbass, guess what?"
jordan: "what now???"
liam: "ur dad gae"
jordan: "Liam, I genuinely am concerned for you and your sanity. Please for the love of God, get help."
liam: "HEHEHEHAEHAHEAHEAHEAHEHAEHAEHAEA UR DAD GAE YOU GULLIBLE PRICK AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ScarceOriginality March 3, 2022