cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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media dump

To give or receive a large amount of personal porn at once; to dump all your sexual media onto a person during while sexting
I want you to media dump me babe
by Colorfulgiraffe August 5, 2023
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dumping

nyc lingo of a female twerking on a man mostly done during parties as a form of a dance

also known as backing it up
"Damnn bro, she's fire! Last night she was dumping on me!"
by jayduhwayduh January 14, 2024
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dump

things guys do and clog the motherfucking toilet at my house...

Jimmy if you're reading this, COME UNCLOG THE DANM TOILET
jimmy took such a big dump, he can probably be gay now...
by mark68 November 14, 2023
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Dump

A massive shart that someone blasts very loudly.
It can shake walls, cause earthquakes, and rarely cause high amounts of nukelear radiation.
A Soap puff usually blasts these kind of blasts.
If you blast a dump in your schools bathroom then it may be shut down for 1 to 4 weeks
Person 1: Oh no! I'm about to take a super massive dump!!
Person 2: *now currently boarding a plane to the other side of the world.*
by UltraLoaf February 28, 2023
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DUMP DONKEY

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.
by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022
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dump unds

When you have to abandon your underwear and go commando.
I knew I shouldn't have worn my thong. Time to dump unds.
by [redacted] September 7, 2015
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