An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
by Kjizzy February 16, 2018
Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024
Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024
Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC
Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.
by The Guy76667 February 04, 2013
jimin: jeon jungkook! (...) i'm 2 years older than you! i've lived 2 years longer! i've eaten 2130 bowls of rice! (2130 bowls more of rice)
by jungcock. March 18, 2018
When one sexual partner lays face down, ass in the air, while the other partner licks around their unclean anus while masturbating them.
by extramsg November 07, 2020
by cepeli May 05, 2025