by Cincy December 30, 2007
Get the golden bear mug.When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.
Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?
Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
by youngcrockett October 27, 2009
Get the Panda Bear mug.What God wants to happen to every child who mocks a priest, as taken directly from His Word in the bible.
If ever you should speak ill of a clergyman, God is totally cool with you getting mauled by bears. Even if you're only eleven years old and self-conscious because your dick hasn't gotten any bigger yet.
2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
by cr8s April 29, 2012
Get the Mauled by Bears mug.Hugo from Street Fighter 3: First Strike. The name comes from Hugo's grapple attacks (hugs) wrecking your day. Pronounced "Hug Oh Bear".
by Jesse Winkler January 29, 2007
Get the huggo bear mug.A male and/or female between the ages of 11 to 17 whom dresses and flaunts their "accets" like a whore or a slut.
In short, a hoe bear is generally a minor who is slutty or whorish. The best way to fend off a Hoe Bear, is to become
attractive and sexy to lure them in close distant to a light saber in which one should strike the Hoe Bear in the genitals
And it shall send the Hoe Bear fleeing to its home within the depths of its whispering eye. Some side effects of facing a
Hoe Bear are release of bowels, and irritability of cinnamon. Proceed with extreme caution!
In short, a hoe bear is generally a minor who is slutty or whorish. The best way to fend off a Hoe Bear, is to become
attractive and sexy to lure them in close distant to a light saber in which one should strike the Hoe Bear in the genitals
And it shall send the Hoe Bear fleeing to its home within the depths of its whispering eye. Some side effects of facing a
Hoe Bear are release of bowels, and irritability of cinnamon. Proceed with extreme caution!
by micholobeman123 April 4, 2010
Get the Hoe bear mug.This describes a person with ice blue eyes that is short and skinny, but manages to eats like a fat person. It was so rare that that it was named after an animal will will probably never see.
DAMN! did you see that bear monkey at IHOP hes was so short, i never though he would be able to eat that giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes but he scarfed them down like nothing!
by Jordon Forlini July 31, 2009
Get the Bear Monkey mug.The most voluptuous and charming way to bid farewell to a person in the nighttime. Derived from the English phrases "Goodnight" and "Teddy Bears".
"Hey Passionate Beauty, wanna have sexual relations for a short period of time?"
"No."
"Nighty bears, then!"
"No."
"Nighty bears, then!"
by SamBeckerIsCool May 3, 2009
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