Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Dumping

When a woman has a large ass and it moves as she walks

That chick is dumping that ass as she walks

by Friskydingo420 March 18, 2023

cock dumping

When you can’t keep or don’t want a rooster and give it away to someone else regardless if they want it.

Was cock dumping last night and my neighbor saw me.

by Fatty_Nug July 11, 2020

Foggy Dump

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously

Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?

by Beef McChill November 9, 2018

nose dump

When you blow out so much snot out of your nose, it's comparable to taking a shit from your nose.

Now that I took a nose dump, my sinuses are clear as can be!

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 22, 2023

dump-swag

The most prestigious level of poop. The kind of number Two that causes you to read the whole dictionary on the toilet. Glorious. Outstanding. Enlightenment.

I'm going to take a dump-swag.

Is that dump-swag my professors work?

by Alexander S. Sherwingty December 19, 2016

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018