Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.

"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."

by Hi80sDensity August 10, 2013

V-Bag

V-bagging is when a mysterious and surprising vagina appears on your face while asleep. Some V-bags are so sneaky, you will not know of it until you receive a random text of a photo while nursing your next-day-hangover.

"Dave's snoring is so bad that if I am ever going to get some beauty sleep, I must V-bag him in order to stop it!"

by Chad Michael Hugill January 1, 2014

V-Pilf

Sarah Palin

Did you check out that tigress on TV? Total V-Pilf!

by BonJoeV October 22, 2008

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by that 609 March 28, 2023

brooks v

A young blonde goon that eats men out.

Brooks v changed

by Mitch reynolds September 11, 2020

v-slam

The female equivalent of a t-bag

Instead of balls, she slaps those curtains right in your face

"Got my boyfriend back for t-bagging me last night. Gave him a v-slam!"

by Muddyfunkster October 6, 2024

V-PILF

The acronym for Vice President I’d like to fuck.

That's one V-Pilf!

by Great Pier October 18, 2008