by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016
Get the it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard mug.The jelly that spills out of a man´s burrito when he gets overexcited with a girl´s Taco Al Pastor if you catch my drift ladies/ gentlemen
"Damn dude, you wouldnt believe the Ooze I shot after a hard session of knobbing at Jenny´s last night" -Some dude named Jeff who plays in the Lacross Team
"Dude I went full mode Schwarzenegger last night on Enrique. The Dick Ooze was so intense I thought I America would invade me fearing it was oil" Chad, 24 , been in college 2 years longer than he is supposed to, calls everyone dude
"Shit man Trent was bugging such a douche I thought we were going to drown on all that ooze his dick was spilling" - Brandon, not related to any Stark, thinks he is beach ready even though he drinks beer for breakfast and yells titties at every girl he sees showing an ounce of skin
"Dude I went full mode Schwarzenegger last night on Enrique. The Dick Ooze was so intense I thought I America would invade me fearing it was oil" Chad, 24 , been in college 2 years longer than he is supposed to, calls everyone dude
"Shit man Trent was bugging such a douche I thought we were going to drown on all that ooze his dick was spilling" - Brandon, not related to any Stark, thinks he is beach ready even though he drinks beer for breakfast and yells titties at every girl he sees showing an ounce of skin
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