double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

back dick

idk what the fuck this means its some bullshit phrase

Choudh: im gonna be back home soon
AGP: back dick?

by yetsgooo May 27, 2024

Dick-love

A gay relationship between two people named Richard.

(Dick is a shorter version of the name Richard)

Richard: hey babe
Other Richard: hey *kisses Richard*
Joe: I guess you could say there's dick-love between y'all

by xxalex September 29, 2021

vacation dick

A dick of massive size that one could only stand for a short period of time. As opposed to boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy that had a vacation dick. It was amazing, but a little too amazing.

by Ryguy017 June 14, 2016

Dick Fingers

The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.

Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.

by mustadio87 December 3, 2020

Dick

A thing that only boys have and what you can fuck with but use safety or if u want to be a father FUCK STRAIGHT IN

Person; Man having a dick is hard *THE END*

by Mr.Gamejolt user 69 August 20, 2022

Dick

Dicksuck

Suckdicks

by Arjid. November 23, 2021