sorry ass

a phrase used by disputted to describe someone who's bad at a game

"get your sorry ass away ahahahah"

by mark.org April 28, 2024

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Bitch-ass

EJ Watts

Yo, invite Bitch-ass to the Xbox live party.

by kourtneydanero January 18, 2024

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A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

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Ass Kicking Ball Massage

Ass Kicking Ball Massage,A.K.B.M

Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage

by Captain haha August 12, 2021

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Ass clown

A man who supports his wife through IVF treatment and then abandons her and blocks her on social media when you find out she’s pregnant after years of infertility while you told her how much you wanted a baby.

Only an ass clown would abandon his pregnant wife to go drink in the alley and snort adderall

by Wackytobaccy3000 October 29, 2021

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