Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

Nutty Ass Boul

A weird or odd individual.

Daniel scratched his asscrack and sniffed it… Nutty Ass Boul

by a really black guy December 16, 2024

Buddy Ass

Chicago slang to describe a goofy or a fool. Someone who is irritating. A person who has no self awareness or is oblivious to the way they are perceived.

“Buddy ass been calling me all day. He irritating as hell”

“When’s the last time you seen Buddy ass?”

by Big folks December 17, 2024

Ass puff

It's were you go down on your girlfriend rusty bullet hole when she farts you suck it all in like a big bong hoot.

I think tonight's the night I'm finally going to have my first ass puff

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!

A phrase from the South Park episode "Le Petit Tourette" (Season 11, Episode 8).

1: ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!
2: PYIIIIIIIISS COMING OUT MY AAAAAAAASSSS

by viisaus vsauce December 27, 2024

Dead ass

This definition is mostly used when someone is being really serious about something. But it can also be used when referring to a person who is not doing good in life. The term comes from dead (lazy, bum) ass (donkey) this term is used in ganglish.

Man 1: I got fired from my job and have been lazing around my house for months!

Man 2: you’re becoming a dead ass, do something!

by Sebrome December 28, 2024

Fake Ass Truffle

A term used to describe the presence of any substance that mimics the flavor of real truffle, such as 2,4-dithiapentane, but is not properly disclosed as an artificial flavor. Such substances are often represented as “natural flavor” on ingredient lists to trick consumers into believing they are receiving added value.

The bougie diva hyped her pricey truffled ziti, but got punk’d ‘cause it was just Fake Ass Truffle.

by Truffle Idaho December 28, 2024