National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

The Ol' Time-of-Day

Sex.

But used in a pseudo-mockingly "I'm going to pretend I'm a dude in the 40's and say things indirectly in a nice way" kind of way.

Man 1 - "So, Pal, didja' giv'er the ol' time-of-day?"
Man 2 - "Well, gee, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell!"

by Montgomery Dean Cappo III August 3, 2010

Give your bestfriend flowers day

December 1- the day you give your best friend flowers to show you appreciate them

Hey, did you get your best friend flowers? Its December 1st! Give your bestfriend flowers day

by Vanessa0809 November 28, 2023

International Simp for Gravy Day

On March 12, the world gathers together to worship and praise, and most simply simp, for the one and only Gravy. Gravy is a world influencer and today is the day he’ll be praised.

International Simp for Gravy Day is a ‘must do’ and boosts Gravy’s ego. Please celebrate it.

by Jesus-San March 12, 2021

National Claping Day

It’s the day where you grab your girlfriend/wifes and rail them on the bed!

It’s every September 8th.

Dude, aren’t you excited for National Claping Day tommorow?

by CalebsStudios July 1, 2021

Selffish fish day

The day the girls can be as selffish as they want. No-one can say anything to them, because they simply do not care.

Today I have a selffish fish day, so I´m going to say home from school because I have a nail-appointment.

by Icecoffiechick March 22, 2024

shar-day

this is a shark that has evolved from a shark in the sea and basically a land shark that only eats in the day time because it can see at night and it prefers eating humans but because its weak nature out of the water it preys on children and babies instead. when parents not around watching. or lure parents into a trap to eat up the children. this work on all land animals mammals.

shar-day is the second form. the final form will be flying sharks. don't let it evolve again.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 15, 2022