When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 29, 2024
by yourmomishotash September 10, 2023
On October 9th, you shall insult your BFF and try to make them as angry as possible before saying " I love you" at midnight. Socks on of course.
by George Bartnickle October 10, 2022
Happy national catchers day!
by 68633896379 February 03, 2022
thursday, a day to always remember, as known to me and my friends as Pimp Day. A day to dress like a pimp and not be a simp.
by demitrius demarcus the 3rd March 21, 2021
by Mister Bister Pister September 29, 2023
The Latin Catholic Feast of the Assumption is celebrated on 15 August and the Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholics celebrate the Dormition of the Mother of God (or Dormition of Theotokos, the falling asleep of the Mother of God) on the same date, preceded by a 14-day fast period.
The Assumption day of Cyprus is on 15th August.
by Gaberman August 10, 2022