go fuck a cactus

S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)

OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS

by PoushyRecker96420BLaizeYT June 6, 2017

fuck

A word that people think is straight, but in reality is extremely gay.

I'm straight as fuck (I'm not straight)

by TheBigDogLover125 April 10, 2022

Fucking Useless Dependent Troll

one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.

that fucking useless dependent troll

by goober86449975 August 14, 2020

Safety Fuck

Noun: Safety Fucker - A person who fuck‘s their Friend‘s significant other to prove the significant other‘s disloyalty and keep the friend safe from a bad relationship.

Verb: Safety Fuck - The act of fucking a Friend’s significant other to prove the disloyalty of the significant other to their friend, keeping them safe from a bad relationship

ex. 1 (Noun) - My friend is a top-tier Safety Fucker! He’s saved me from 8 bad relationships!

ex. 2 (Verb) - I Safety Fucked Jacob’s girl and now they aren’t dating. He’ll thank me later.

by Cugsly October 21, 2021

Fuck boy

Luke Moore

Me: I really fancy him
Tamwar: ergh that Luke Moore, he’s a fuck boy

by Bello95 August 6, 2019

slinkle fuck and puff

when you fuckin a nigga and put a lit ciggy in they ass and they breathe out smoke from they mouth

nigga: "yo what did you do with that fuckin nigga"

nigga2: "i gave that nigga a slinkle fuck and puff and raped him"

by Goodguy111111 October 5, 2025

fuck balls

its kind of like saying "Fuck!" but cooler...

oh fuck balls It seems I've inadvertently let slip my writing implement!

by ExistentialEggs December 15, 2023