vaping nic and succing dick

what kyle does during 2nd period in the left upstairs bathroom

wheres kyle

oh vaping nic and succing dick

by MR.Psycho_yt February 11, 2022

Dick

no. We don’t talk about that. It traumatized me. It’s disgusting.

“Dick”
“i’m a lesbian”

by Thisismelmaolololololol February 12, 2022

dick pick

(noun) small dick

Paul has no girl because he is/has a dick pick.

by Jayloe 420 February 12, 2022

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022

Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.

1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."

by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021

dick

The longest thing on earth, also the biggest women magnet

Women: Oh your dick is so *moans*

by ssdda October 3, 2021

Dick

A boy’s private part that’s used for going to the

bathroom and sex. some are big and some are small.

“Dude do you like dick?”

by anonymous October 3, 2021