dick hold

when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis

Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad

by Allastor April 4, 2021

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

Dick

My bff

My bf's dick and I were making plans for tonight

by Lexi...harder... daddy April 5, 2021

shit dick

were she takes a shit on your dick and you rub it all over your dick and you tell her to turn around and you slap her in the face with your poopy dick

wanna preform shit dick

by someone also i didnt ask April 7, 2021

Big dick

A big dick is something that only Ryan’s have

Alex- yo you a Ryan with a big dick
Ryan- all Ryan’s have big dicks

by 12345678910bbb April 7, 2021

Brantz's Dick

Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".

You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.

by NotBen11113 April 7, 2021

Moby Dick

When a guy pisses into a girls asshole and she's doing a hand stand. She then contracts her asshole, squirting the piss back at the man

Yeah me and leah are going to try the moby Dick later

by Candyandy03 April 8, 2021