Fake grab ass year

They just want to grab girls asses they can’t get no girl that’s y they make these up fucking hell is this how much people have no girls😂

Fake Grab ass year

Grab ass year is fake🤦 ♂️

by Umair Ali February 24, 2020

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Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025

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Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

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